Alana, my 5-year-old, walks into the office, not moments ago just walked into the office all sad. “What’s wrong sweetie? Did you get in trouble?” “No, the girl I wanted to win on The Bachelor just lost” Her being sad is so wrong, because:

1. She should not be watching The Bachelor.
2. The witch from SLC SHOULD have gone home.
3. She should be sad because she was actually watching The Bachelor.
4. All of the above.